gotards.com:About
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Purpose
The general purpose of gotards.com is to exploit or otherwise opine upon stupid things, including but not limited to people and corporate entities, within the established parameters of Critical Review.
The more specific purpose is to laugh at these stupid things in a public medium, albeit one upon a private website.
Additional purposes are currently flaking away upon the whiteboards; in the event that those additional purposes ever get worked out to the point that we can start talking about them, we’ll mention them somewhere—possibly even at gotards.com.
Polylinguini
By design, gotards.com is available only in English* because: Speak It or Die
*In cases, American, Australian, Canadian, Engrish, and even Imbecilese may be substituted for English; some people, otherwise bright enough to edit gotards.com, may speak some strange languages.
History
gotards.com was founded initially because, to everyone’s surprise, no one had yet registered gotards.com, gotards.net, or gotards.org; that was our first objective.
That accomplished, gotards.net and gotards.org were set to point to gotards.com, which itself was set to point to the Idiotic Quote of the Month subforum within the Idiots among Us forum of the boardsystem at gremlin.net.
Later, the boardsystem’s URL changed after a bit of a meltdown with a really buggy version of phpBB, and gotards.com became nothing more or less than a directory containing a few funny, stupid things.
As of Today, gotards.com houses a MediaWiki installation which, while at the moment remains very nearly completely empty, should eventually reflect the General and Specific Purposes detailed above.
More eventually, gotards.com might also display some of the More Secret Wouldn’tItBeCool purposes flaking away on the whiteboards. But, to be realistic, the odds are against that; there are too many videogames around here, most of them much closer than the whiteboards are.
See also the disclaimer to understand gotard.com’s Terms of Use.
Optionally, have a grownup read it to you.
