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Palaeontologists Aren't Scientists on the Weekend

2:38:40 PM gremlin_net: [5] Back.
2:38:41 PM gr_julian: [20] kallaaac - you've been a right shit since yesterday.
2:38:42 PM Demrald: Kowsack, the chatroom psychoanalyst shtick is old hat, and you're not good enough to pull it off.
2:38:47 PM mary_was_no_virgin: this is funny
2:38:50 PM femme_politik: [34] kallaaac: Dude ... you gota try a LOT harder, then. If this is your current level of try.
2:38:51 PM Demrald: Coy, he started well before then.
2:38:51 PM tradeskillsllc: [361] you want energy!
2:38:54 PM gr_julian: [21] so don't tell me you haven't given up, because you failed.
2:38:57 PM abudubai2006: hi
2:39:00 PM lubnut786: [16] lol femme
2:39:01 PM braided_n_gold: [30] steve: you know too much for your own good. No wonder you think about having to get up n pee
2:39:02 PM tradeskillsllc: [362] I can cut off chinas internet
2:39:05 PM gr_julian: [22] Dem - he was a lot more passive and less overtly aggressive before.
2:39:06 PM lubnut786: [17] femme where's that pic of blackwell?!
2:39:09 PM gremlin_net: [6] gr_julian: Oh yeah. What did you get your degree in? I remember seeing a graduation shot once, but I don't remember what it was for.
2:39:11 PM tradeskillsllc: [363] I learned that I have no power
2:39:11 PM femme_politik: [35] lubnut786: hang on
2:39:13 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: chemical here are masonry arches. i can and have built 7 different kinds, including my own templates http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arch
2:39:13 PM lubnut786: [18] i wanna show him
2:39:18 PM tradeskillsllc: [364] and that everyone decided on the cirriculum
2:39:21 PM Demrald: Coy, that's because he didn't know you yet.
2:39:24 PM tradeskillsllc: [365] I recived
2:39:26 PM gr_julian: [23] Grem - I don't have one yet - and I don't think I've ever been in school.
2:39:31 PM gr_julian: [24] Dem - perhaps.
2:39:34 PM femme_politik: [36] Blackwell: I imagine you're looking like this with lub living with you http://tinyurl.com/5d8dle
2:39:36 PM femme_politik: [37] AMIRITE?
2:39:36 PM braided_n_gold: [31] take my vc off mute
2:39:37 PM tradeskillsllc: [366] and then I wouldn't need the junior scholar award
2:39:37 PM braided_n_gold: [32] punk
2:39:38 PM mary_was_no_virgin: hi again people!
2:39:41 PM gr_julian: [25] er, in a school graduation photo, not "not in school"
2:39:41 PM lubnut786: [19] lollll
2:39:42 PM gr_julian* [26] sighs
2:39:45 PM gr_julian: [27] I need more tea.
2:39:52 PM braided_n_gold: [33]
2:39:53 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: i've built arches with concrete block
2:39:54 PM gr_julian: [28] mareh
2:40:01 PM Demrald: Coy, if kowsack knew a bit more about you, he'd condemn you as the filthy whore that you are.
2:40:01 PM lubnut786: [20] hahaha femme he laughed
2:40:02 PM gremlin_net: [7] gr_julian: Really? Weird. I was sure I'd seen a jpeg of that in your profile a few years ago.
2:40:04 PM mary_was_no_virgin: le rowan
2:40:08 PM tradeskillsllc: [367] I should have got teabags when i was at the gas station on my recumbent trike
2:40:14 PM gr_julian: [29] grem - don't think so. Weird.
2:40:19 PM mary_was_no_virgin: i just made tea.
2:40:22 PM mary_was_no_virgin: it is teh yum
2:40:23 PM gremlin_net: [8] gr_julian: Partly I was asking because newage has decided that...hang on a sec....
2:40:24 PM gr_julian: [30] Dem - I wish I was a filthy whore. Whores get laid more.
2:40:24 PM braided_n_gold: [34] ahhh hola rowan
2:40:25 PM gr_julian* [31] sighs...
2:40:30 PM mary_was_no_virgin: also i have cake!
2:40:31 PM gr_julian: [32] hiya braided.
2:40:31 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: churches have them for windows
2:40:31 PM gremlin_net: [9] gr_julian: '1:44:33 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: i will tell you who i suspect is the most educated person who frequents this room altho it pains me to say : rowan'
2:40:38 PM Demrald: Kowsack will pay, if you're discreet.
2:40:38 PM gr_julian: [33] grem - ha.
2:40:39 PM tradeskillsllc: [368] I could goto the bookstore in my southern babtist town
2:40:42 PM braided_n_gold: [35] rowan...U can work down the street from me
2:40:42 PM gr_julian: [34] that's ironic.
2:40:43 PM femme_politik* [38] giggles
2:40:44 PM Demrald: He likes the depressed, lonely types.
2:40:56 PM tradeskillsllc: [369] and talk to the uppity christians
2:40:56 PM gr_julian: [35] grem - I'm unschooled, not uneducated, but I don't have anything official.
2:40:58 PM Demrald: If you make him think you're interested in Jesus, you'll have him hooked.
2:40:58 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: gremlin are you making me friends?
2:40:59 PM braided_n_gold: [36]
2:41:02 PM steve_jeeve_01: [183] I'm about ready to....
2:41:02 PM tradeskillsllc: [370] about buddhism
2:41:08 PM gremlin_net: [10] gr_julian: Apparently, newage has also decided that palaeontology is some liberal arts computer degree. Or something.
2:41:12 PM gr_julian: [36] Dem - then he'll be disappointed, I'm a medicated, gregarious type lately.
2:41:16 PM gr_julian: [37] grem - tee hee.
2:41:22 PM tradeskillsllc: [371] and how buddhism saves their economy from ass rape by eastern nations
2:41:26 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: o now you're just trolling. nm
2:41:28 PM tradeskillsllc: [372] but nah
2:41:33 PM tradeskillsllc: [373] ill stay here with you guys
2:41:40 PM Demrald: Kowsack, are you saying that I'm into girls who have the hots for Jesus?
2:41:48 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: you're not a scientist , gremlin. no one pays you to do it. you're an author. writing is liberal arts.
2:41:49 PM gr_julian* [38] is known by name to the majority of the local librarians
2:41:51 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: get over yourslef
2:41:53 PM gremlin_net: [11] gr_julian: Not that you might not be more educated. So I thought I'd find out either way.
2:42:06 PM tradeskillsllc: [374] the libraryan said i was soliciting
2:42:10 PM tradeskillsllc: [375] and to stop
2:42:12 PM steve_jeeve_01: [184] I'm going to look at porn for awhile...nahh.....hmmmm...the three stooges is on tv, but I don't have a tv.....where is that freakin shot glass?
2:42:13 PM tradeskillsllc: [376] she was mad
2:42:19 PM tradeskillsllc: [377] but really cute when angry
2:42:20 PM gr_julian: [39] Grem - you're more educated. I just went into overdrive after nearly dying and having to relearn reading and writing.
2:42:20 PM tradeskillsllc: [378]
2:42:29 PM tradeskillsllc: [379] she was also really nice
2:42:30 PM gremlin_net: [12] newage: I'm a palaeontologist; a paleontologist is a scientist. Don't tell me that only scientists can understand that flowchart.
2:42:34 PM gr_julian: [40] if Demrald was into whores, I'd have more of a chance with his wife.
2:42:35 PM femme_politik: [39] You have to be paid to do science to be a "scientist?"
2:42:37 PM femme_politik: [40] Bullshit.
2:42:39 PM femme_politik: [41] I disagree.
2:42:40 PM tradeskillsllc: [380] considering she was mad
2:42:45 PM Demrald: Kowsack, you seem to be misunderstanding the meaning of the terms you're using.
2:42:51 PM tradeskillsllc: [381] I cought her folding origami on the job one day
2:42:55 PM Demrald: I never mentioned you being into whores, so how could I be projecting?
2:42:59 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: you're not a palaeontologist if no one pays you to do it.
2:42:59 PM gr_julian: [41] femmeh - I also.
2:43:00 PM tradeskillsllc: [382] i think it was a teaching thing there at the branch
2:43:03 PM Demrald: Who's flustered now?
2:43:05 PM steve_jeeve_01: [185] kowsack?
2:43:06 PM steve_jeeve_01: [186] ?
2:43:09 PM lubnut786: [21] demrald, a khubsurat boy PMed me
2:43:17 PM evolutioncreate: is it bd
2:43:17 PM tradeskillsllc: [383] hello and welcome to contextual ethics conciousness flow chat
2:43:19 PM braided_n_gold: [37] pass on that
2:43:23 PM Demrald: And I care because . . . ?
2:43:23 PM gremlin_net: [13] femme_politik: And damned if you're not a bricklaying labourer like newage; think that's causative, or just a correlation?
2:43:25 PM chemical_genocide: [86] All the forces are resolved into compressive stresses. This is useful because several of the available building
2:43:32 PM chemical_genocide: [87] materials such as stone, cast iron and concrete can strongly resist compression
2:43:39 PM gremlin_net: [14] newage: I get paid to do it. Lie about me one more time; I dare you.
2:43:40 PM gr_julian* [42] burps into kallaaac's airspace.
2:43:42 PM Demrald: Kowsack, that's very convincing. I nearly believed you.
2:43:47 PM chemical_genocide: [88] but are very weak when tension, shear or torsional stress is applied to them.
2:43:53 PM mary_was_no_virgin: i sense tension.
2:43:53 PM gr_julian* [43] would like to learn to lay bricks, but not from new age.
2:43:55 PM esmerelda_pendragon: [1] Greetings all
2:43:56 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: hehe
2:44:00 PM steve_jeeve_01: [187] kallaaac, it's good to see you disposition yourself as you were before christianity entered your life, bro.
2:44:08 PM tradeskillsllc: [384] d-9 with armour chemical_genocide
2:44:09 PM gr_julian: [44] that's just me having swallowed too much air with my tea, mary
2:44:10 PM braided_n_gold: [38]
2:44:22 PM steve_jeeve_01: [188] lol, but ..... <--------------------------not kidding
2:44:24 PM mary_was_no_virgin: im almost out
2:44:28 PM cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: Coy
2:44:33 PM gr_julian: [45] hiya Cheapers
2:44:39 PM gr_julian: [46] Cheapers - I got Meghan a library card today
2:44:46 PM Demrald: I'm willing to bet that kowsack was an asshole before he came here.
2:44:48 PM steve_jeeve_01: [189] kallaaac, it's for recovering doctrinoholics.
2:44:49 PM tradeskillsllc: [385] I am dependant
2:44:50 PM mary_was_no_virgin: i suppose i could make more. but i don't anyone to start e-beating each up.
2:44:59 PM chemical_genocide: [89] Even when using concrete,
2:44:59 PM cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: yay!
2:45:02 PM chemical_genocide: [90] where the structure may be monolithic, the principle of the arch is used so as to benefit from the concrete's strength in resisting compressive stress
2:45:03 PM femme_politik: [42] Demrald: is older than McCain here.
2:45:05 PM mary_was_no_virgin: o well tho. brb
2:45:06 PM Demrald: lol
2:45:07 PM gremlin_net: [15] People must put effort into being stupid. I specialise in the tetanurae; newage plays with legos; which of us might know what being a scientist entails....
2:45:11 PM gr_julian: [47] her signature is frighteningly cool. It's an M, an E, a G, and then a bunch of circles
2:45:12 PM chemical_genocide: [91] Where any other form of stress is raised, it has to be resisted by carefully placed reinforcement rods or fibres.
2:45:17 PM cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: That's a good habit to start, Coy
2:45:25 PM braided_n_gold: [39] right on!
2:45:27 PM cheap_easy_and_drunk_blonde: lol
2:45:31 PM Demrald: Yes, I have been online longer than John McCain has.
2:45:33 PM steve_jeeve_01: [190] kallaaac, you remind me of eagle averro.
2:45:35 PM femme_politik* [43] hee's
2:45:37 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: chemical all masonry units expand and contract with temperature.
2:45:47 PM femme_politik: [44] Demrald's intertubes get clogged all the time.
2:45:48 PM steve_jeeve_01: [191] speaking of eagle...I'm gonna go see what's goin' on with him.
2:45:50 PM i_hate_usa_1970: hi
2:46:00 PM femme_politik: [45] Hello, i_hate_usa_1970.
2:46:02 PM gr_julian: [48] FEmme - maybe I have a chance with his wife after all!
2:46:08 PM steve_jeeve_01: [192] oh, by the way, everyone!....I'm drinking.
2:46:14 PM Demrald: My Internet used to be a bunch of dump trucks.
2:46:15 PM femme_politik: [46] steve_jeeve_01: You don't say.
2:46:20 PM i_hate_usa_1970: any one free to chat
2:46:25 PM Demrald: Now it's a series of tubes!
2:46:26 PM gr_julian: [49] sdan - naughty Baha'i wannabe.
2:46:34 PM star.trek_online: Hey Everyone
2:46:42 PM chemical_genocide: [92] those were quotes from the arch siter o
2:46:42 PM steve_jeeve_01: [193] femme, that was a LOW cheap shot....it's not like I'm doing drugs.
2:46:43 PM chemical_genocide: [93] site you posted
2:46:48 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: gremlin, i'm not sure i'm willing to just accept all of your statements about your position as a scientist purely on your say-so.
2:46:51 PM gr_julian: [50] Sketch just looked up at me with this longsuffering look and went back to panting
2:46:53 PM steve_jeeve_01: [194] in vfact, FEMME!.....for you?.....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
2:46:56 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: sorry.
2:46:59 PM femme_politik: [47] steve_jeeve_01: Depending on which drug, I may respect it more than alcohol.
2:47:00 PM mary_was_no_virgin: ok then
2:47:04 PM steve_jeeve_01: [195] ....how you like THEM! apples, femme?
2:47:04 PM braided_n_gold: [40]
2:47:09 PM braided_n_gold: [41] I see it
2:47:11 PM braided_n_gold: [42]
2:47:13 PM femme_politik: [48] steve_jeeve_01: Your breath smells lke used cat litter.
2:47:17 PM braided_n_gold: [43] yes you should
2:47:19 PM gremlin_net: [16] Also, I had to add that one: http://gremlin.net/bb/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=399&p=1955#p1955
2:47:24 PM Demrald: Speaking of Baha's, where's pearl?
2:47:26 PM chemical_genocide: [94] and we are talking structural integrity here glig not micro expansion
2:47:33 PM Demrald: I mean pupa!
2:47:36 PM steve_jeeve_01: [196] actually, femme, my breath smells like 'Tums' Antacid.
2:47:37 PM chemical_genocide: [95] we are talking about mechenical stresses on the building
2:47:39 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: i believe you were educated to do it.
2:47:47 PM femme_politik: [49] starshipargo: Usually you.
2:47:51 PM tradeskillsllc: [386] I have a great education
2:47:58 PM star.trek_online: .
2:48:01 PM steve_jeeve_01: [197] yes, b_rad, mechanical stresses, but what about the mental stresses of that poor building?
2:48:03 PM braided_n_gold: [44]
2:48:05 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: yes i will stand by that statement
2:48:08 PM mary_was_no_virgin: people get really mad here.
2:48:10 PM femme_politik: [50] Urgh. I had a tums last week. They taste like chalky ass.
2:48:16 PM nakedguitarplaya: u guys hear bout the cat ceces coffee? $100/cup
2:48:21 PM nakedguitarplaya: *feces
*** The line is too long to send after 'INFData', make it shorter.
2:48:30 PM gremlin_net: [17] newage: I don't care what you believe. I can't imagine that anyone would. What counts are the basic facts that palaeontology is a science,
2:48:30 PM gremlin_net: [18] palaeontologists are scientists, and I'm a palaeontologist.
2:48:32 PM femme_politik: [51] They run that story every year during its harvest season, nakedguitarplaya.
2:48:38 PM femme_politik: [52] The civet.
2:48:40 PM nakedguitarplaya: oh
2:48:43 PM femme_politik: [53] Poops out special beans 8)
2:48:51 PM nakedguitarplaya: pretty cool
2:48:57 PM nakedguitarplaya: like the easter bunny
2:49:02 PM nakedguitarplaya: but caffinated
2:49:18 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: you are not a palaeontologist if no one pays you to do it. you're only a scientist in the broadest sense of the word. and further it certainly does not make you an expert in any field outside your field of study.
2:49:22 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: so truly
2:49:29 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: get over yourself little guy
2:49:31 PM evolutioncreate: rye rye rye rye rye rye rye rye
2:49:33 PM femme_politik: [54] You may want to talk to Julio about bunny-shit-coffee. He's probably made some. Thinking it was a magical concoction for luck.
2:49:36 PM braided_n_gold: [45] I'm gonna get em esme
2:49:41 PM gremlin_net: [19] newage: If you're able to grok that I'm a paleontologist, then the problem is that you're unwilling or unable to work out that palaeontologists are scientists.
2:49:46 PM mary_was_no_virgin: back to being mean and personal.
2:49:49 PM mary_was_no_virgin: darn.
2:49:50 PM steve_jeeve_01: [198] hi evolutioncreate!
2:49:59 PM braided_n_gold: [46]
2:50:01 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: not if they aren't paid to do it
2:50:15 PM gremlin_net: [20] newage: And, if that's the case, you may be stuck with the ignorance; I can't think of any more remedial way to express the point.
2:50:34 PM gremlin_net: [21] newage: People pay me to do it. Any more false syllogisms?
2:50:35 PM braided_n_gold: [47] take me off ignore steve b4 I kick u in the head
2:50:36 PM femme_politik: [55] new_age_gilgamesh_2004: what's with the rigidity? why must you be paid to do something to be something?
2:50:36 PM femme_politik: [56] I paint for fun. I don't get paid. So I'm not an artist?
2:50:37 PM steve_jeeve_01: [199] lol braidedj! +
2:50:40 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: i appreciate that this is part of your self-identity.
2:50:40 PM femme_politik: [57] Screw you. I'm an artist.
2:50:46 PM Demrald: Kowsack prefers to spout bullshit than actually study anything.
2:50:47 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: it will be ok
2:50:57 PM braided_n_gold: [48] alcohol abuse
2:50:58 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: just breathe lol
2:51:02 PM gremlin_net: [22] femme_politik: newage isn't an idiot: he doesn't get paid for it.
2:51:09 PM femme_politik* [58] snorts
2:51:09 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: right
2:51:12 PM tradeskillsllc: [387] I am a liar
2:51:21 PM nakedguitarplaya: i am a thief
2:51:26 PM annie_pio_js: ewww
2:51:34 PM annie_pio_js: femme is steve urkel
2:51:35 PM tradeskillsllc: [388] I don't care
2:51:36 PM nakedguitarplaya: hes is a queer, and she is a qweef
2:51:43 PM new_age_gilgamesh_2004: i;m laughing too, gremlin. i know i'm not an idiot but that was funny
2:51:48 PM annie_pio_js: naked queefs on his sister!
2:51:51 PM annie_pio_js: or her sister?
2:51:53 PM annie_pio_js: I dunno.
2:52:00 PM gremlin_net: [23] newage: You're right about one thing: it was funny.

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