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9:51:34 AM lotuseskimo: Bend over Gremlin
9:51:36 AM the_acosmicist: gremlin_net: No.
9:52:05 AM gremlin_net: the_acosmicist: Tell them that, to be fair, you didn't change any habits prior to the test. You didn't do any drugs; but harmless habits could trigger a false positive.
9:52:13 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: just tell them you work at a convience store and can't afford medical insurance
9:52:17 AM gremlin_net: the_acosmicist: Tell them you assumed they could spot the difference by now.
9:52:20 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: that your the victim
9:52:21 AM the_acosmicist: gremlin_net: I had half a day's notice, which was after an extension because I expressed SINCERE WORRY about a beer I told them I drank the morning they called me.
9:52:25 AM lotuseskimo: You heard me, I'm gonna shove some conspiracy up your bunghole you corn-fed high bread conformist toying with your inner-queer
9:52:31 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Why? Are you especially short?
9:52:38 AM lotuseskimo: Don't try to play me, you'll get hurt
9:52:57 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: I doubt it. But I'm willing to find out. Hit me.
9:53:10 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: hit me you pussy!
9:53:11 AM the_acosmicist: gremlin_net: harmless habits such as?
9:53:15 AM lotuseskimo: Well this is a chatroom, so we can let our intellects battle
9:53:22 AM gremlin_net: the_acosmicist: Coffee, seeds, touching cash....
9:53:29 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: coffee?
9:53:33 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Let me know when you've borrowed one.
9:53:37 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: i'm drinking coffee now'
9:53:46 AM lotuseskimo: You call us conspiritards, and I call you a punk
9:53:47 AM dukeofomnium: I actually do eat a poppyseed bagel every day. Well, work days, anyhow
9:53:48 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: whoohooo i'm a druggy
9:53:48 AM lotuseskimo: A straight up bittch
9:53:58 AM lotuseskimo: Now bend over
9:53:58 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Then we're both right. I'm in a band, after all.
9:54:07 AM waytoomuchof: rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: congratulations!
9:54:13 AM dukeofomnium: If you're going to BE a conspiritard, it's the height of hypocrisy to complain when you're called one.
9:54:14 AM the_acosmicist: gremlin_net: yeah, cigarettes, energy supplement packs, even *licking my fingers* to count cash.
9:54:22 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Got anything else? I'd encouraged you to lead with your best whimper.
9:54:22 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: thats right i'm a coffee dope
9:54:31 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: does that make me cool?
9:54:33 AM lotuseskimo: You fuccin sheep
9:54:38 AM chainsaw_juggernaut: There may be some sort of psychological mechanism involved, when a conspiracy person who was anally probed by aliens wants to probe others.
9:54:43 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Fuccin? Is that Italian?
9:54:44 AM abominations_and_desolations: I like a hot dog padded with sliced cheese and a half pound of hamburger, dropped in the deep fryer, bedded on a hoagie roll, then lavished with chili, bacon, onions and a fried egg
9:54:44 AM lotuseskimo: Stay in your herd, it's wild out here
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9:55:12 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: where do you get that abominations_and_desolations?
9:55:14 AM waytoomuchof: abominations_and_desolations: what? No mayonaise?
9:55:21 AM lotuseskimo: You believe what you're allowed to believe, and bittch you better not ask any wuestions
9:55:23 AM gremlin_net: chat.yahoo.sux seems to be working properly....
9:55:26 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: that sounds pretty fucking good
9:55:37 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: except for the subsequent heart attack
9:55:37 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: I don't bother with beliefs. Is that about it?
9:55:56 AM lotuseskimo: Don't bullshitt me, you've made skepticism your religion
9:56:06 AM lotuseskimo: Worshipping from the skeptic altar
9:56:07 AM abominations_and_desolations: I fix one once a week for my disabled grandmother, she can't walk and has had two heart attacks.
9:56:18 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: Nonsequitur: a religion is a bond between men and deities; scepticism has no deities.
9:56:26 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: your killing her with kindness
9:56:31 AM lotuseskimo: A religion is whatever I say it is, not you
9:56:33 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: and i say kudos to you!
9:56:44 AM lotuseskimo: Like I said, you better not ask any questions you fuccin' sheep
9:56:45 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: So illiteracy has advantages? Who knew....
9:56:59 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: i knew!
9:56:59 AM abominations_and_desolations: I don't want her to die, I don't know what I'd do if she couldn't spend the $750,000 in the bank.
9:57:04 AM lotuseskimo: Go in your herd, Beavis & Butthead is on
9:57:06 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: You're getting boring. Got anything else?
9:57:37 AM lotuseskimo: Go play with your remote, you certainly can't play with ideas or the truth
9:57:40 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: so is your name lotus eskimo, or lot uses kimo
9:57:56 AM abominations_and_desolations: Ever heard of taxol?
9:58:02 AM gremlin_net: Huh. I haven't added a Boring Morons category yet. I guess I'll have to do that now.
9:58:04 AM dukeofomnium: Wasn't Kimo a character on Hawaii Five-O?
9:58:08 AM chainsaw_juggernaut: I wonder if this lotuseskimo stuff has to do with making stiffrain cry earlier.
9:58:10 AM gloriad_endous_de: Ever heard of Extol?
9:58:21 AM lotuseskimo: I'm gonna make lots of you cry before I'm done with you
9:58:32 AM the_acosmicist: gremlin_net: I'm surprised. Because there's alot of them.
9:58:37 AM zsa_zsa_galore2002: The Lone Ranger.....Kimo...sabe.
9:58:39 AM abominations_and_desolations: Taxol is a cure for cancer thay they don't talk about.
9:58:46 AM waytoomuchof: gremlin_net: how about a gay-accusation-hurling-illiterate-moron section?
9:58:47 AM abominations_and_desolations: That, rather.
9:58:49 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: how you gunna do that......? it's not like we can smell your breath online
9:58:53 AM the_acosmicist: a lot*
9:59:07 AM zsa_zsa_galore2002: He's already bored me to tears.
9:59:09 AM lotuseskimo: THe holocaust is a hoax, man never landed on the moon, Kennedy shot himself, and the only aliens are from Mexico. Isn't that right ?
9:59:17 AM chainsaw_juggernaut: "You made my e-boyfriend cry. Now I'm gonna get you! waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"
9:59:22 AM lotuseskimo: Bittch don't step out of line, i'll tell your wormy college professor on you
9:59:32 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: I'm not crying; I was off creating a Boring Morons category for you. Did you say anything interesting while I was gone?
9:59:46 AM gloriad_endous_de: Well, abominations_and_desolations, Extol is a Death/Thrash Metal band from Norway that formed in 1994.
10:00:01 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: lotuseskimo, i don't think you can keep up with gremlin_net's sarcasm
10:00:04 AM lotuseskimo: Let's hear your opinion on things, not your college professor's opinion, your opinion
10:00:16 AM lotuseskimo: This just in: You have none
10:00:36 AM gremlin_net: lotuseskimo: My opinion is that you're a boring moron.
10:00:41 AM the_acosmicist: lotuseskimo: You're an idiot. I'm pleased to report that many people share this opinion.
10:00:42 AM gremlin_net: And, it fled.
10:00:44 AM abominations_and_desolations: Ever tried hog brain pie with mustard and mayonaise as topping?
10:00:46 AM rev_baal_the_jesus_slayer: lots a mormon?!
10:00:52 AM gloriad_endous_de: You'r ea little late on that one, gremlin_net.
10:00:53 AM gloriad_endous_de: You're*
10:01:04 AM gremlin_net: I guess it's time to go show it to the world....
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