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The Goblin Debate Is Settled

13.22.11 gremlin_net: [6] Hypothesis: the evolutionary goal of frankenfoods is that they evolve into hippies warning the rest of us about frankenfoods. Discuss.
13.22.12 juju_doc_chop: the heliocentric model is a lie
13.22.22 googleproductsearch: it has 18 wheels
13.22.23 jkutloyp: richard dawkins, the leader of the 4 horse of atheism, is even too scared to debate intellectuals on the subject of god
13.22.45 juju_doc_chop: copernican model of the solar system is a hoax
13.22.57 adzug: jku he does all the time
13.23.13 jkutloyp: adzug, debating bishops and imams doesnt count
13.23.18 jkutloyp:
13.23.30 jkutloyp: why has he backed down from doctor craigs challenge
13.23.34 dancingwithmisty: Please no........I've been good today.........no Muslim chanting........please
13.23.43 jkutloyp: even atheists are disheartened by him chickening out
13.23.51 gremlin_net: [7] jkutloyp: What was the challenge?
13.23.53 adzug: uh huh
13.24.07 adzug: gremlin that was funny
13.24.19 jkutloyp: the challenge was the debate on the existence of god or even dawkins book the god dellusion
13.24.31 jkutloyp: check around even on the atheists forums
13.24.43 jkutloyp: grampa no its not actually
13.24.45 adzug: grampa, right
13.24.51 jkutloyp: its is a bit more complex than that
13.24.55 grampa_goat: oh yes it is actually...now shut the fuck up
13.25.02 jkutloyp: grampa nope
13.25.03 gremlin_net: [8] jkutloyp: What's to debate? Deities are definitively mythical. If and when they're proved factual, that proof is guaranteed to get the Nobel Prize; then there won't be a debate.
13.25.04 adzug: whys it mo complex?
13.25.05 grampa_goat: It's not complex...eat it
13.25.10 jkutloyp: have u even watched one debate?
13.25.12 dancingwithmisty: I scared Mommy
13.25.19 grampa_goat: One side says there is a god...the other one says there isn't
13.25.20 dancingwithmisty:
13.25.30 lavish_19_88: lubna darling
13.25.31 adzug: you cant even define wat god is even
13.25.36 jkutloyp: have u seen teh debate between kirk cameron and the rational responce squad?
13.25.37 grampa_goat: In fact every debate is that way...one side says it's one way, the other says it's the other
13.25.42 bacchusxxxxx: yo ad
13.25.51 grampa_goat: How complex is that?
13.25.57 adzug: bacc hey
13.26.01 jkutloyp: grampa there was a clear winner when craig debated that drunk hitchens
13.26.13 gremlin_net: [9] jkutloyp: Nope. But the issue remains. Deities being mythical, there's nothing to debate; if they're proved factual, the debate will be settled automatically.
13.26.16 grampa_goat: The real winners never watched that shit to begin with
13.26.27 long_bowe: [1] ahh kirk cameron - -who could possibly debate HIM?
13.26.36 aqua_moon_icequeen: wow, i never realised that alanis morisette looks like she's having a spaz attack in the video"Ironic"
13.26.41 grampa_goat: lol Long...Charlie Brown
13.26.46 long_bowe: [2] hahaha
13.26.46 gremlin_net: [10] long_bowe: Scott Baio?
13.26.48 jkutloyp: gremlin incorrect again and thats a blanket statement
13.26.51 grampa_goat: lmao Gremlin
13.27.02 jkutloyp: science has compelling evidence itself pointing towards an all powerful creator
13.27.15 adzug: god is undefinable, if theres a god a real 1 cud you imagine how beyound any concept god wud be?
13.27.32 jkutloyp: there are footprints that god leaves in science
13.27.33 grampa_goat: Hi Nusra
13.27.37 googleproductsearch: i booted nusra
13.27.44 grampa_goat: There are two sets of footprints in the sand
13.27.46 adzug: jku no thats not tru, science doesnt see god atall
13.27.47 gremlin_net: [11] jkutloyp: Not really. If deities exist, then it's irrelevant until they're proved factual. Until then, there's nothing to debate; after then, they're factual and on the books. Same for goblins, by the way.
13.27.48 jkutloyp: lol long bowe
13.27.57 aqua_moon_icequeen: was he naked, long?
13.28.03 grampa_goat: There's one set where you walk next to God and then there's God's footprints
13.28.04 googleproductsearch: i saw a picture of nusra
13.28.07 lynda_layla: [107] << is not Max.
13.28.13 grampa_goat: But then there were only two sets of footprints on the beach
13.28.19 adzug: hi sus q
13.28.20 googleproductsearch: she has a nose like a jew
13.28.30 grampa_goat: Because God had carried your drunken, passed-out body back to the motel lol
13.29.00 aqua_moon_icequeen: lol long, thought so
13.29.08 googleproductsearch: i am god's pet demon
13.29.11 grampa_goat: oops...but then there were only one set of footprints on the beach and that's when God carried your drunken, passed-out ass back to the motel...the end
13.29.13 gremlin_net: [12] jkutloyp: Did you want to debate about goblins? I guess we could do that. I'll start: you know that goblins are real, right?
13.29.19 googleproductsearch: and i drive an armored mercede's
13.29.32 aqua_moon_icequeen: google, what does a jew nose look like?
13.29.33 aqua_moon_icequeen: to you
13.29.49 grampa_goat: Gremlin goblins are real...Sandra Burnhart
13.29.49 googleproductsearch: jew noses are specially made in texas
13.30.05 gremlin_net: [13] jkutloyp: You must know that goblins are real; you don't really think you came from monkeys, do you?
13.30.24 adzug: why is god existence matter tho?
13.30.31 grampa_goat: lol Long...or one set of footprints and one set of heel-marks where the cops dragged you to jail
13.30.37 googleproductsearch: if you get the advanced jew nose you can drive 493mph on the highway
13.30.39 jkutloyp:
13.30.47 adzug: a sense of og
13.30.53 googleproductsearch: jew noses are specially built for driving
13.31.03 googleproductsearch: which is what we need
13.31.08 googleproductsearch: a lot of driving around
13.31.16 grampa_goat: yeah a long trail that leads to a set of tire-marks in the sand
13.31.31 adzug: goat thas funny
13.31.35 googleproductsearch: i drive like 475 miles per day
13.31.40 googleproductsearch: in traffic
13.31.47 googleproductsearch: with lots of stoplights
13.31.54 grampa_goat: I think I'm gonna go rent movies...is there anything out there that's worth a shit these days?
13.31.55 googleproductsearch: thats waht jesus intended
13.31.58 adzug: goog, why? you a truck driver?
13.32.01 waled_ahmed275: fjfjfj
13.32.07 googleproductsearch: driving around stopping at the stoplights
13.32.09 gremlin_net: [14] jkutloyp: Look at it this way: if goblins aren't real, and you believe in them, then you're out nothing; but, if goblins ARE real, and you DON'T believe in them, you're out EVERYTHING.
13.32.16 googleproductsearch: jesus was smart
13.32.29 googleproductsearch: building all them roads with heating grids under them
13.32.46 googleproductsearch: so taht the ice don't kill you off when it comes a mile thick
13.32.50 lynda_layla: [108] GOD CREATED ADAM 11,000 YEARS BEFORE BEFORE HE CREATED HIM
13.32.55 googleproductsearch: serve and protect thats my motto
13.33.03 grampa_goat: IS that a movie?
13.33.12 googleproductsearch: i am an idiot
13.33.22 lynda_layla: [109] YOUR A ZIONIST CHRISTIAN
13.33.25 lynda_layla: [110] ZETA
13.33.25 googleproductsearch: oh look its the everglades hero
13.33.39 googleproductsearch: welcome everglades army engineers hero fUK
13.34.04 gremlin_net: [15] I trust that jkutloyp is off giving blowjobs to goblins after our little talk.
13.34.07 lynda_layla: [111] ALLAH IS MY CREATOR .. AND YOUR CREATOR
13.34.07 grampa_goat: Greetings from Fort Shut the Fuck Up!
13.34.16 googleproductsearch: yea you would say some crack ass moonlanding shit like that
13.34.18 adzug: armys, really! ft dix, i worked out there
13.34.24 audiho: grem, he's on vc
13.34.40 grampa_goat: yeah Long it's a never-ending battle between control freaks and those who listen to those assholes
13.34.41 aqua_moon_icequeen: ok, bbl
13.34.43 gremlin_net: [16] No one can rise to the challenge of trying to disprove goblins in debate. The cowards rarely even try.
13.34.54 audiho: stupid phone
13.34.54 googleproductsearch: heh
13.35.06 peyman_bigshow: I AM zoroaster
13.35.14 googleproductsearch: i didn't know we had a fort shutTEHfUKuPPPfffeeeRRR
13.35.19 adzug: how old r you army? youve been there long?
13.35.27 googleproductsearch: chrissake
13.35.28 gremlin_net: [17] Kris: I can guess the accent, even without VoiceChat. Hazzard County, right?
13.35.42 grampa_goat: I like an magnet or pillow embroidering that says "BELIEVE"
13.35.46 googleproductsearch: i guess its all in the logistics
13.35.52 googleproductsearch: i mean the wrist
13.35.56 googleproductsearch: i mean the sociology
13.35.58 peyman_bigshow: Is there any ZOROASTRIAN People there?
13.36.16 gremlin_net: [18] You all saw what I did there, right? I saved jkutloyp with the good news about goblins. Score one for goblinanity.
13.36.25 grampa_goat: Dix was unintentionally misspelled...Dicks
13.36.26 googleproductsearch: eRR the BILLION FUCKING INDIAN'S AND CHINESE COMMING TO ASS RAPE YOUR FUCKING KIDS TO DEATH INTELECTUALLY
13.36.28 m0zone* is back (available)
13.36.50 adzug: oh i was there puttin in tile flooring last few yrs
13.36.52 googleproductsearch: american kids are not being prepared for the onslaught of chinese intelligence
13.36.56 ihateboston2: the numbers stay the same on chat rooms-never change(if it does it only about one or two names different)!
13.36.59 googleproductsearch: we are gonna get creamed
13.37.11 grampa_goat: yeah but what's more stupid? Benny Hinn or the dummies who believe in that fool?
13.37.21 adzug: and fer yours there bud
13.37.25 googleproductsearch: yeah
13.37.29 gremlin_net: [19] grampa_goat: At least Hinn gets paid.
13.37.39 googleproductsearch: they are taking the lead in the green market its been said
13.37.40 ihateboston2: here it say there are 15ppl-which is wrong!
13.37.46 googleproductsearch: yep
13.37.48 adzug: white and their chicks are hot!
13.37.51 grampa_goat: Here's an easy way to understand the federal government...subsitute the church with the government
13.38.04 grampa_goat: Followers are voters and the preacher is the president
13.38.08 googleproductsearch: even if they only had 5 percent of their population as computer experts
13.38.11 ihateboston2: church?
13.38.12 grampa_goat: Deacons are members of congress
13.38.13 gremlin_net: [20] grampa_goat: England tried that once. It didn't last.
13.38.14 googleproductsearch: that would outnumber us
13.38.19 lynda_layla: [112] Tracy Chapman - Why ZETAS SONG
13.38.20 adzug: 55 yrs long time wats your field of work there?
13.38.29 googleproductsearch: both in knowlegeable people and number of computers
13.38.46 ihateboston2: gramp do you just type without a though behind it?
13.39.02 googleproductsearch: tracy chapman had a few decent songs
13.39.09 grampa_goat: Those auditoriums and stadiums would be a fine place for a massive earthquake
13.39.10 ihateboston2: GO YANKEES!
13.39.12 hard_striker01: ASSALAMU ALAIKUM 2 MOSLEMS
13.39.15 ihateboston2: hehehe!
13.39.18 lynda_layla: [113] zeta
13.39.22 grampa_goat: yeah I type without a though behind it
13.39.25 googleproductsearch: they have some kind of upbeat storytelling ballad quality to them
13.39.40 adzug: if you go to the theatre there i put the tile in the lobby along with the inset design
13.39.43 lynda_layla: [114] wa alaykom alsalam
13.39.48 gremlin_net: [21] I sometimes wonder what motivates idiots to send money to the flashier talibangelists. What's the thinking, exactly?
13.39.56 gremlin_net: [22] 'Hey: there's a guy wearing a watch worth more than my house; I'll bet that was from loose change dropped while they were funelling freewill donations to good causes. I can trust him; I'll send in my tax return!'
13.39.57 ihateboston2: dont sweat it gramp-we all have flaws!
13.40.07 ihateboston2: ALL!
13.40.10 hard_striker01: HOW R U LINDA
13.40.12 grampa_goat: "we" means everyone but myself
13.40.14 lynda_layla: [115] QURAN IS THE WORD OF ALLAH
13.40.18 googleproductsearch: chinese don't have big dicks
13.40.30 lynda_layla: [116] EVERY ECHO N SOUND IS THE WORDS OF ALLAH
13.40.31 adzug: i saw the 60 min episode with the commander in afghanistan, i like his vision
13.40.32 grampa_goat: Because "we" means "you, they, or them" lol
13.40.41 googleproductsearch: but they will probably invent the dick shapeshifter stamina printer
13.40.51 ihateboston2: Quran is the word of man lynda!!!
13.40.57 grampa_goat: Well here's what I mean about understanding the government by substituting the church
13.40.58 ihateboston2: sorry!
13.41.08 lynda_layla: [117] NOPE ITS NOT .. ALLAH IS THE AURTHOR
13.41.08 googleproductsearch: their water is poisoned all to fuck though
13.41.15 adzug: as far as evangelists are concerned, whys there gotta be a middleman fer god?
13.41.16 ihateboston2: prove it!
13.41.18 lynda_layla: [118] NO DOUBT ABOUT IT IN MY MIND
13.41.24 grampa_goat: I don't mean to literally substitute the government with a church; I mean look at the government like you would as far as how a church runs
13.41.30 gremlin_net: [23] Okay. jkutloyp has either accepted goblins into his heart, or he's too much of a coward to debate against them. So: either way.

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